Archive for the ‘Funny’ Category
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photo take from freakingnews.com
100-year-old celebrates her birthday by smoking 170,000th cigarette
New Glory does not condone smoking by minors, adults or seniors, … but this is kinda funny.
An iron-lunged pensioner has celebrated her 100th birthday by lighting up her 170,000th cigerette from a candle on her birthday cake.
Winnie Langley started smoking only days after the First World War broke out in June 1914 when she was just seven-years-old – and has got through five a day ever since.
Story and picture take from Daily Mail
I always thought face painting was fun, but I guess it’s Illegal sometimes…
Cookies = Pain relief
I have always thought that junk food had to be good for you, some way some how. Now I have found it…. According to Spine-health.com “Research shows that eating sweet foods like cookies, chocolate or ice cream, helps reduce the sensation of pain. “
So eat up, drowned out the pain of a hard days work with cookies and ice cream. Well maybe not but at least you will have an excuse.
Read the full list of the 14 Natural Pain Relievers here
Great Cologne
As I think of things that I would want to smell like as a grown adult a box of new crayons is not at the top of the list. Sometimes I wonder what people are thinking when they come out with products. Just imagine … A committee sitting in a conference room somewhere, one guy shouts out, “I GOT IT!!! crayons, I want to smell like crayons!!!”
Oh well..
Other great smells include dirt, sushi, paint, and many more.
(HT: Perpetual Kid via coolest-gadgets.com)
Miss South Carolina – Gets a Redo on Good Morning America.
I thought that we should give her a chance to redeem herself
Miss South Carolina – Just watch the video.
Unbelievable! The question – Recent polls have shown 1/5 of Americans can not locate the US on a world map, why do you think this is? And her answer…
I personally believe the U.S. Americans are unable to do so because, uh, some, uh…people out there in our nation don’t have maps, and, uh, I believe that our education like such as South Africa and, uh, the Iraq everywhere like, such as and…I believe
But to get the full effect you have to watch it yourself
You can never give to many hugs.
“Jordan Pearce, 18, said she hugged 765 people in less than an hour Saturday and plans to send the results to Guinness World Records. “
765 hugs in just under 1 hour! Wow! That is a hug ever 4.7 seconds. I don’t know what to say. I would love to try to beat that. Where would I find 800 people to have a 4 second meaningful moment with? I suppose I could just go to the MOA and just yell out, “Ok I am going to start hugging people, ready GO!!!”
Read the full story here.
Biking and washing clothes….at the same time
Cyclean, The pedal powered washing machine
Massive recall on ‘07 Pugs
It seems to be the year of recalls … even for pets.
WASHINGTON, DC—Citing centuries of quality- control issues that have resulted in chronic unreliability, cascading system failures, and even total unit shutdown, the American Pug Breeders Association announced a recall Monday of all pugs produced between February 2006 and the present day.
